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to my dearest monday -

monday -

i wake up every week with such hopes for a wonderful start and you dash those hopes - nearly without fail - every week. why do you have to be so horrible to so many people? is there some sort of bribe/fee/donation that people at large are supposed to be paying you to ensure an absence of black mondays? or do you simply prefer human sacrifice? would that cure your bloodlust and maybe make you more tolerable? or are you really female and in a permanent state of horribly venomous pms? this, i could at least sympathize with - considering that i am a woman as well - because i can feel your pain...

if there is, however, some other reason - some vindictive plot to ruin the start of everyone's week just for your own sick pleasure, i will just continue to hate you... you will leave me no choice but to do so.

4 comments:

trinity said...

monday's aren't usually that bad for me... tuesday's, on the other hand...

Murrye said...

i'd have to agree with trinity. while i'm not monday's biggest fan by any means, at least work feels 'new', but by tuesday i'm ready for the weekend again - yet it's so far away...damnit

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Tuesday is definitely fucking with me too.

natalie said...

i still maintain that monday is the bastard of all days... everything that could go wrong tends to go wrong on mondays... but i guess that the entire 'workweek' [saved for fridays at 5pm] really does suck quite a lot... i vote that the world adopts the 'siesta' system... oh yeah, i could totally go for a nap at mid-day... yeah bleeding right... as if that is going to happen.