20050510

i just met jesus and he gave me a part-time job

there are few things that i can think of that are worse than being covered with sawdust... it's not necessarily the sawdust part that's so awful - it's the damn itching. that crap embeds itself into every goddamn fiber of every shred of anything in contact with your skin and it doesn't let go, accept bribes or give a shit whether or not you want to crawl out of your skin because of the discomfort.

i spent the majority of my day today in the woodshop in the basement of vol walker... why is it that everything you think will take 20 minutes takes you all goddamn day? argh. that's what i have to say about that: argh. i've learned - among other things - 2 very important things these past few months: 1] respect those who have the patience, talent and upper body strength to work with concrete - if you don't, they have the power to possibly beat you down with an 80 lb. bag of concrete or two... 2] don't wear fleece, sweatshirts or anything black in a woodshop because, a] sawdust never really comes out of your clothes, no matter how many times or how thoroughly you wash them, and b] you end up with sawdust in very peculiar and potentially embarrassing places which fuzzy or dark clothing tend to accentuate... don't ask.

4 comments:

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

At least you smell nice.

natalie said...

aw, why thank ye very much...

Chris said...

In case anyone is wondering where Natalie is right now, she has checked herself into a mental health facility outside of Durban, South Africa. she hasn't indicated when she will return.

We wish her all the best.

natalie said...

actually, i have been in the middle of nowhere for two weeks... no mental health institutes involved... drove all night... must sleep now... details to come when i wake up.